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Aka any time my math professor spoke…
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(via frozenraspberries)
"I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong."
— ZOOEY AND I ARE THE SAME PERSON WE WOULD GET ALONG FAMOUSLY AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT.
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So I’ve had a really productive first two days at home.
(Note: until I leave for camp, I’m probably going to be Blogging All The Time. More so than usual, that is. But then I’ll be off the grid for the rest of forever, so it’ll all even out/come up roses in the end.)
Also: being the sole Not Harry Potter Person since 2007 in a group of rabid fans has been Jessi’s one true burden.
BAHAHAHAHAHAH MY NAME IS CATMIDNIGHT109 ADD MY BITCHEZZ GRYFFINDOR 4 LYFE!!! Potions is actually impossible.
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Please don’t try this at home! Russian teenagers have embraced “skywalking,” a dangerous fad involving climbing skyscrapers, electrical towers and monuments to take breathtaking photos of the view below.
These are beautiful, but this is the most stressful thing I have ever seen.
I think I developed an ulcer watching that video.
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